50 Knock Knock Jokes that are Ridiculous, Hilarious & A Little Bit Annoying

The guy who created Knock Knock jokes deserves a “No Bell” prize

Knock Knock jokes have been around ever since the door was invented. They are funny, naughty, witty, silly, dumb, and in some cases, lame. Kids and grown-ups alike love to have a good laugh. We present to you 50 hilarious knock knock jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Go ahead, laugh a little.

1)

Ahmed

2)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!

3)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.

4)

Alex

5)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

H.

H who?

Bless you.

6)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

7)

Amish

8)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freeze.

Freeze who?

Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…

9)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Roach.

Roach who?

Roach you a poem but decided on a knock knock joke instead.

10)

Annie

11)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?

12)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

13)

Beats

14)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

15)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sweden.

Sweden who?

Sweden sour chicken.

16)

Cow

17)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno you’d look stunning in a kilt?

18)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Wurlitzer.

Wurlitzer who?

Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…

19)

Daisy

20)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

21)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Aardvark.

Aardvark who?

Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

22)

Dewey

23)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold outside – let me in!

24)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Abbie.

Abbie who?

Abbie birthday!

25)

Dishes

26)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Anee.

Anee who?

Anee one you like!

27)

Doris

28)

Figs

29)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little money for the movies.

30)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us.

Open up!

31)

Isabelle

32)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

No, the car goes “beep beep”

33)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice Cream Soda.

Ice Cream Soda who?

Ice Cream Soda whole neighbourhood can hear!

34)

Mikey

35)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Forget it – this joke is pointless.

36)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

37)

Olive

38)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Euripides.

Euripides who?

Euripides jeans, you pay for them!

39)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

40)

Orange

41)

Radio

42)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Henrietta.

Henrietta who?

Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

43)

Shoe

44)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Britney Spears.

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Oops, I did it again.

45)

Weevil

46)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Your pencil.

Your pencil who?

Your pencil fall down if you don’t wear a belt!

47)

Who

48)

Yah

49)

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to do something naughty with you!

50)

Irish Stew

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